she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
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Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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