Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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