I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
