While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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