Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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