Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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