remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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