1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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