I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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