9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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