i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You need Xanax blowdarts
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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