whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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