Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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