I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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