You're completely useless in the revolution.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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