Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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