the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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