Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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