I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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