did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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