I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
She announced her abortion via fbk
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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