11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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