dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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