Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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