she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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