hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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