Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks