Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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