no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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