So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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