I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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