glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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