Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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