Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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