You work out of a Hotel?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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