well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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