what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
