drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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