I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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