I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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