Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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