I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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