check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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