Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize