He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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