You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
