Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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