why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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