SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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