; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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