I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
