Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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