Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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