i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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