dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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