We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I need water and some morals
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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