My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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