You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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